j, happy birthday. 21 is fantastic for sure. i trust the party will be hard, and the drinks will be harder. may the first presentation of photo id to liquor clerk be so triumphant that someone is bound to jizz their pants. may the taste of sweet legality fill your mouth and drip down your chin. let it fill you with american satisfaction, for only in america can one wait this fucking long to buy a drink. finally, may so many wonderful birthday wishes come true, so many that jesus goes, "damn thats a lot of wishes." miss you lots dude, hope we can catch up sometime.

 sarah

ps vegas?